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From what I remember it's not quite right but it would be if you were trying to prove that Colour - Green = Vegetable.

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:coffeemachine: Because nothing says love like your very own coffeemachine.

Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
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From what I remember your face isn't quite right.
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hey! your head needed a special helmet for outdoor activities so don't give me that!

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:coffeemachine: Because nothing says love like your very own coffeemachine.

Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
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Oh that was low! And there wasn't a special helmet that fit my head for outdoor activities so I didn't do them - get your facts right!
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no that's not true, you found one and carried it around like a grapefruit. get your own facts right!

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:coffeemachine: Because nothing says love like your very own coffeemachine.

Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
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i got my new address today!
it's by the meadows i think, but i have this horrible suspicion that it looks like a really ugly retirement home surrounded by beautiful buildings.

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:coffeemachine: Because nothing says love like your very own coffeemachine.

Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
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on the plane back from barcelona i fell asleep and my head fell into the corridor and when the cabin crew were walking down the plane with the food i felt something on my head and i woke up and it was a bum, simon. a bum on my head, a BUM.

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:coffeemachine: Because nothing says love like your very own coffeemachine.

Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
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I am amazed you don't have more watchers - you're an amazing writer.
I'm very glad I stumbled upon your work, since I had been wanting to read short stories and poems, but was dissatisfied with everyone else I found on here.
I can't wait to read more of you. :D

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"People want to find a "meaning" in everything and everyone. That's the disease of our age, an age that is anything but practical but believes itself to be more practical than any other age."
~Pablo Picasso

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